Lord Arthur Goring: I love you… I love you.

Mabel: Is that your reason then?

Lord Arthur Goring: Mmm. Mabel, I said…

Mabel: I know.

Lord Arthur Goring: Well? Couldn’t you you love me just a little bit in return?

Mabel: Arthur, you silly! If you knew anything about anything, which you don’t, you would know that I absolutely adore you.

Lord Arthur Goring: Really?

Mabel: Mmm.

Lord Arthur Goring: Well, why didn’t you say anything before?

Mabel: Because, dear boy, you never would have believed me.

Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband